I Want To Woo The Handsome Great Chief of Northern Meldrec!

What you're playing right now is a browser demo! Only Days 1-3 are playable in browser. As of right now, Ending 2 is the only ending that's achievable, and you will have to use the downloadable version for more updates.

Semi-Important Note: This demo was released on 9/12/21 and was last updated on 7/18/22. Before 9/1/22, the Fallen Lands storyline (the storyline dealing with Inferno Khawazu and the gang) had not yet released. The Inferno Khawazu dating sim is CANON DIVERGENT, and will not be a 1:1 of canon Fallen Lands lore.

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Current Word Count: 88,329

Anyway, with that said, I present to you all the stupidest, yet highest quality shitpost idea I've ever created that only appeals to me. Everyone is bi in this game and none of them can deal with the self-insert main character's thirsty simping self. Features 8 endings!

Follow @wrongMLKhawazu on Twitter for weekly updates on the game's progress! (The weekly updates are no longer spoiler free about the secret path, so tread at your own risk!)

Note there might be very minor graphical bugs in this demo. Don't be afraid to report any to me if you find any.

Controls

This game is played solely with the mouse and the Escape button. Escape button is used to pull up the menu to Save or End Game, mouse is used for quite literally everything else.

• The game is played by clicking on choices in interaction and dialogue, like a regular visual novel.
• Occasionally, you might see dialogue choices with a "(Δ)" next to it, which means that choice is considered a Chance Choice. Chance Choices are randomized - the outcome could swing in one direction or the other - a direction that gains Fondness or loses it. 
• A yellow Δ means that there's a 50/50 chance of either outcome occurring. A green Δ means that the odds for gaining Fondness are stacked in your favor (above 50%), and a red Δ means that the odds for gaining Fondness are stacked against your favor (below 50%).

The Story 

You are an Epic 7 player with no ambition in life, when suddenly all of those generic anime becomes your life - you fall into the amazing and fantastical world of Orbis; the setting that Epic 7 takes place in! There are just three catches, though. 

1. You've fallen into the story-line where the playable characters of Cidonia are just a little more corrupted.
2. You've fallen into the tyrannical Khawazu's half of Meldrec, instead of his little sister Khawana's half. 
3. You've fallen hopelessly, madly, impossibly in love with him, and he doesn't feel the same way.

On top of all that, it seems that Goddess Diche herself is the reason why you're in this isekai dating sim; she's brought you here in hopes that you could help quell the possibility of an all-out war that'll break out in Cidonia because of Khawazu - but you've got plans to win him over with romance in 10 days! Can you calm the raging inferno that burns bright within Khawazu's heart, or will you just creep him out by begging him to step on you? It's all up to you!

Get ready for the hottest romance in all of Meldrec - literally!

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Epic 7 or any of the Epic 7 characters portrayed here. This was made solely as a high-quality joke, and I do not intend to make any profits off of this. This is essentially an elaborate fanfiction.

Features

• Generic isekai dating sim scenario that creator did not take seriously
• Can choose she/her, he/him and they/them pronouns
• Everyone is bi
• Date Inferno Khawazu (or try to, anyway)
• Get stepped on and bullied
• 5 endings and 3 secret endings
• A player character madly in love with Khawazu
• Can be played with a mouse (and the Escape button)
• Can date someone other than Inferno Khawazu if that's what you're into
• Interact with Great Chief Khawana, Inferno Khawazu, Remnant Violet, some nameless NPCs, and more!